Once in a small village in a Cumber there was a man who was from Scotland. Most people would think that there was nothing wrong with that but the people in this village did. This man from Scotland everyday blew his horn so loud that everyone in the village shouted SHUT UP YOU MAN FROM SCOTLAND. Next in his morning routen is to go to the Kirk and pray and sing. After that he would go back to his house and feed his Albatross that the people in the village kept on asking him or in some cases order him to remove his amzing bird.
One day the man from Scotland got a phone call from his sister from England saying that his Father from Scotland had a fall and was in Spain. The man from Scotland had to go to Spain but he had no money to get to Spain, he was sad so he sat down and played his bassoon.
The man from Scotland asked the people in his village for help , but they said no because the man from Scotland had been annoying the people in his village. The man from Scotland asked his sister from England for help and she sent the plane tickets in the mail and the man from Scotland when to Spain and when he left the people in his village had a wilde party!!!!
On the way to Spain the man from Scotland brout a book of epic poems and in the book of epic poems there was a poem called the rime of the ancient mariner he read this poem and rated it 5 stars. On the flight to Spain the man from scotland felt helpless and idle as he was sad for his Father from Scotland. When he got to Spain all his famly were there to meet him and it turned out that it was an suprise birthday party.